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Vintage Not Old Hoodie | Funny Birthday Hoodie | Classic Unisex Pullover | Retro Style Gift

  • £34.36
Color
White
Light Blue
Sport Grey
Navy
Black
Size
Made to order, reduces waste. Thank you for supporting a sustainable brand.

Premium made-to-order apparel designed with comfort, style, and longevity in mind. Printed using high-quality DTG technology for sharp detail and lasting colour. Made sustainably and fulfilled locally where possible to reduce waste and carbon footprint.

• True-to-size fit — no need to size up
• If between sizes, choose the larger option
• Semi-fitted women's garments offer a flattering shape
• Unisex styles have a relaxed classic fit

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F)
• Wash inside-out with similar colours
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Tumble dry low or air dry for best longevity

• Each item is printed on demand to avoid overproduction
• Delivery times vary by region, typically 3–10 working days
• Returns accepted under our store policy (excluding personalised items)
• For any order questions, contact: returns@dareldn.com

Complete the look

Bullet Highlights

✔ Soft fleece interior for cosy comfort
✔ Unisex relaxed fit suitable for all
✔ Retro-style “Vintage Not Old” slogan
✔ Ideal birthday, novelty or milestone gift
✔ Durable print and everyday wear hoodie

Description

Ageing isn’t the problem — the marketing is.

The “Vintage Not Old” hoodie delivers a playful retro attitude with a soft, comfortable feel. Whether it’s a milestone birthday, a funny gift for someone who’s in denial about the candles stacking up, or the perfect everyday hoodie with humour, this design brings confidence and nostalgia in equal measure.

Made using a soft heavy blend fabric, this hoodie feels cosy, warm and built for all-day comfort. The unisex fit makes it an easy choice for anyone who prefers relaxed, stylish casualwear with a personality.

Available in White, Light Blue, Sport Grey, Navy and Black.

Features

  • Classic unisex pullover hoodie

  • Soft 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend

  • Air jet yarn reduces pilling for a smoother feel

  • Front pouch pocket

  • Double-lined hood with matching drawstring

  • Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for stretch and structure

  • Ideal for DTG and screen printing

Fit & Care

  • True-to-size unisex fit

  • Size up for a relaxed or oversized style

  • Machine wash inside out, cold

  • Avoid ironing directly over print

Perfect For

  • Birthday gifts

  • Retro style lovers

  • Milestone celebrations (30th, 40th, 50th, 60th and beyond)

  • Everyday casual wear

  • Anyone proudly “vintage”



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 84 86
B) Width (cm) 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152.4 162 172
B) Half Chest (cm) 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81 86
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85.1 87.6 90.2 92.7 95.3 97.8 100 103


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33.1 33.9
B) Width (inches) 40 44 48 52 56 60 63.8 67.7
B) Half Chest (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.9 33.9
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.4 40.6


Care Instructions

General The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.
Wash Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.

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