Warm body, frozen portfolio.
This hoodie captures the true spirit of crypto winter: relentless dips, questionable optimism, and humour as a coping mechanism. With a bold Bitcoin and Ethereum graphic, it’s the perfect statement piece for traders still HODLing through every bear market with pride (and pain).
Soft, cosy, and built for winter wear — ideal for chart-watching, late-night trades, or pretending everything is fine.
Features
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Classic unisex pullover hoodie (Gildan® 18500)
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Heavy blend 50/50 cotton–poly fabric for warmth and durability
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Air-jet yarn for a smooth, soft feel and reduced pilling
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Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
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Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a secure fit
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Spacious front pouch pocket
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Crisp, long-lasting DTG print
Perfect For
Crypto traders, Bitcoin and Ethereum fans, winter dips, Secret Santa gifts, and anyone who laughs through market pain.
Care & Packaging
Printed to order and shipped using eco-friendly packaging.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.