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Turbo Lag Is Just Foreplay Sweatshirt | Funny Car Enthusiast Gift | Unisex Crewneck

  • £29.44
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Made to order, reduces waste. Thank you for supporting a sustainable brand.

Premium made-to-order apparel designed with comfort, style, and longevity in mind. Printed using high-quality DTG technology for sharp detail and lasting colour. Made sustainably and fulfilled locally where possible to reduce waste and carbon footprint.

• True-to-size fit — no need to size up
• If between sizes, choose the larger option
• Semi-fitted women's garments offer a flattering shape
• Unisex styles have a relaxed classic fit

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F)
• Wash inside-out with similar colours
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Tumble dry low or air dry for best longevity

• Each item is printed on demand to avoid overproduction
• Delivery times vary by region, typically 3–10 working days
• Returns accepted under our store policy (excluding personalised items)
• For any order questions, contact: returns@dareldn.com

Complete the look

Some cars hit hard instantly — others like to build the suspense.

The Turbo Lag Is Just Foreplay sweatshirt is designed for drivers who appreciate the thrill of boost, delayed gratification and questionable mechanical priorities. Bold, cheeky and unmistakably petrolhead, it’s the perfect layer for track days, late-night drives, winter meets and anyone whose life choices revolve around octane and horsepower.

Warm, soft and effortlessly wearable, this crewneck delivers comfort with attitude — just how car culture should feel.

Features

  • Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan® 18000)

  • Heavy blend 50/50 cotton–poly fabric for warmth and durability

  • Air jet yarn for a smooth, soft feel and reduced pilling

  • Double-needle stitching at key seams for longevity

  • Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with added spandex for stretch and structure

  • Premium DTG print — sharp, detailed and built to last

Perfect For

Car enthusiasts, turbo fans, Euro and JDM owners, mechanics, track day addicts and anyone who understands the science (and humour) of forced induction.

Also ideal as a funny birthday gift, Father’s Day surprise or the perfect “because they’ll love it” purchase for your favourite petrolhead.

Fit & Care

  • Unisex classic fit — runs true to size

  • Size up for oversized or relaxed streetwear styling

  • Machine wash cold, inside out

  • Avoid ironing directly on the print

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 83.8 86.3
B) Width (cm) 102 112 122 132 142 152 162.6 172.8
B) Half Chest (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81.3 86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85 88 90 93 95 98 100.3 102.9



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5



Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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