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Turbo Lag Is Just Foreplay Hoodie | Funny Car Enthusiast Gift | Unisex Pullover

  • £34.36
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Premium made-to-order apparel designed with comfort, style, and longevity in mind. Printed using high-quality DTG technology for sharp detail and lasting colour. Made sustainably and fulfilled locally where possible to reduce waste and carbon footprint.

• True-to-size fit — no need to size up
• If between sizes, choose the larger option
• Semi-fitted women's garments offer a flattering shape
• Unisex styles have a relaxed classic fit

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F)
• Wash inside-out with similar colours
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Tumble dry low or air dry for best longevity

• Each item is printed on demand to avoid overproduction
• Delivery times vary by region, typically 3–10 working days
• Returns accepted under our store policy (excluding personalised items)
• For any order questions, contact: returns@dareldn.com

Complete the look

For drivers who know that patience makes the payoff better.

The Turbo Lag Is Just Foreplay hoodie is made for petrolheads, turbo addicts and anyone who understands that boost doesn’t rush — it builds. Bold, sarcastic and unapologetically automotive, it’s the perfect hoodie for track days, car meets, late-night drives, and conversations only other enthusiasts will appreciate.

Soft, warm and built for everyday wear, this design pairs perfectly with questionable decisions, loud exhausts and very expensive hobbies.


Features

  • Classic unisex pullover hoodie (Gildan® 18500)

  • Heavy blend 50/50 cotton–poly fabric for warmth and comfort

  • Air-jet yarn for a smooth feel and reduced pilling

  • Double-lined hood with matching drawstring

  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband with added stretch

  • Spacious front pouch pocket

  • Crisp DTG print — durable, detailed, and fade-resistant

  • Available in multiple colours to suit every build and personality


Perfect For

Car enthusiasts, turbo fans, JDM and Euro owners, track-day regulars, petrolheads, and anyone who understands boost, lag and delayed gratification.

Also ideal as a funny gift for car culture friends, Father’s Day, birthdays, or your mate who keeps saying their project car will be finished “next month.”


Fit & Care

  • Unisex fit — true to size

  • Size up for a relaxed or oversized streetwear look

  • Machine wash cold, inside out

  • Avoid ironing directly on the print

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 84 86
B) Width (cm) 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152.4 162 172
B) Half Chest (cm) 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81 86
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85.1 87.6 90.2 92.7 95.3 97.8 100 103



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33.1 33.9
B) Width (inches) 40 44 48 52 56 60 63.8 67.7
B) Half Chest (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.9 33.9
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.4 40.6



Care Instructions

General The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.
Wash Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.